nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once and a while, it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
in other words, i just packed a vibrator
i’m leaving kingston tomorrow, and trying to ‘tie up loose ends’ before i go.
so i’ve mostly packed, i finally returned my uniform to work, and then i saw that i still had some wine left, and i didn’t want to leave it, so i may have chugged about 1/4 of a bottle of wine. and i’m feeling it. (i’m apparently a lightweight)
I just want to touch everything. Now. Please.